VIRTUAL SEX
Most of us prefer sex with dim to no lighting for the same reason that we kiss with our eyes closed.
CHAINED TO THE SCREEN
In the land of capitalism, consumption is second nature, and moderation often takes a backseat to pleasure.
SEXPERT
Naturally, men are threatened by anyone that can make their girlfriends cum faster than they can. Only once entering a more serious, honest relationship do many discover that their biggest competitor requires batteries.