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SEXPERT

The Threat Of The Vibrating Purple Dildo

Naturally, men are threatened by anyone that can make their girlfriends cum faster than they can. Only once entering a more serious, honest relationship do many discover that their biggest competitor requires batteries.

If you suddenly doubt your expertise in the art of penetration because your partner wants to include sex toys, I promise this doesn’t mean that she’s been faking it. Unless your girlfriend has been engaging in a secret affair with an orgy of dildos, you should appreciate her candor and approach the subject objectively, without ego. After all, imagine if she decided your right hand was menacing. Worse, what if your significant other felt, well, less significant because of your Pornhub and chill solo sessions?

“Isn’t the thought of me enough?” She might ask to your horror.

As you already know, sex in all its forms is more complicated than a simple “Yes” or “No.” For centuries, women understood boys will be boys. But why can’t girls indulge in the same freedoms? In fact, 75% of women report being unable to achieve an orgasm through vaginal intercourse alone – that is, without the extra help of sex toys, hands, or tongue. The female anatomy is a beautifully complex being that requires more than just intense churning before butter is made.

Ask yourself, when’s the last time you took a trip down south? Men spend their lives begging for blowjobs, but some don’t ever stop to think if their lovers might desire some cunnilingus. Scientifically, more than a desire but need, to reach climax, at least. Also, remember fingering? It’s not just for high schoolers.

So many dudes hold women under a virginal light encircled by halos and doves, instead of realizing everyone fantasizes about the taste of the forbidden fruit. Long story short, the jealousy you feel towards an inanimate object is unfounded. If females only required a weiner that vibrates on command to satisfy all their needs, don’t you think so many of them would have skipped years of emotional warfare and heartbreak altogether? After all, a dildo isn’t going to cuddle them after or whisper they’re pretty. Her toys are not the enemy but consider them more like an unpaid sex intern that can help reach your ultimate goal, maybe, even score a promotion.

In the past five years, TENGA, a global adult toy brand, has conducted an annual survey – the TENGA Global Self-Pleasure Report – about the various views of sexuality and toy usage. Surveying over 5,000 participants worldwide, both men and women, the study ultimately found that sex toy users were more likely to experience more satisfaction, not only in their own orgasms but in their confidence to please their partner. This goes both ways, as let’s not forget that toys come in all shapes and sizes, and they can simultaneously stimulate both participants. Consider a vibrating cock ring if a life-like, veiny, purple nine-incher is too intimidating to start with.

Overall, TENGA discovered sex toy users are substantially more comfortable, confident, and satisfied. This reached beyond their sex lives but careers and body image, as well. 63% of users were assured in their ability to please themselves, and 54% were satisfied with the quality of the sexual encounters they’ve had, as opposed to their counterparts of 45% and 38%.

I’m sure your penis is lovely, but it has its limits. It’s only human. If male genitalia was the ultimate source of pleasure, lots of lesbians would be making young boys’ wet threesome dreams come true on the daily. Sex is as much an intimate act as it is a physical one. Rather than projecting boring insecurities, why not rationalize the opposite? That she’s so comfortable and has so much fun in bed with you that she’s ready to take the frenzy to the next level? Besides, despite ranking toy-assisted orgasms higher, sex toy users still preferred orgasms from sex, which means she’s not planning on replacing you with a remote anytime soon, that is, until robots take over.

Author: Jaime Valentino

Colombian-born columnist Jamie Valentino is a freelance writer, storyteller, and interviewer based wherever the next opportunity takes him. He authors the biweekly advice column Sexpert in PROVOKR and you can read his words in VICE, Google Arts & Culture, W42ST Magazine, Faddy Magazine, LUXE Magazine, The Queer Review, and more. Previously, he served as the Editor-at-large of POP Style TV, managed the digital marketing nationwide for Shark Tank’s Paparazzi Proposals, and worked in operations for Burberry
For questions or advice from the author contact: jamievalentino@provokr.com or visit: PROVKR

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